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The Truth, and Nothin' but the Truth, so help me Bubba

Advice and Ad Hoc from a Reformed Redneck

Created on 2006-04-18 18:00:50 (#10058589), last updated 2007-03-12

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Name:	ozarkknowzark
Location:	United States

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I grew up in the Ozarks. The REAL Ozarks, not that namby-pamby rich boy Lake of the Oh-look-at-my-big-boat-zarks. Down near the border of Arkansas. Down where we drink Busch Beer and know shit from shinola and have some of both spattered on our Redwing boots (but it comes off cuz a'the mink oil, so we ain't worried none).

I got me something uncommon these here days: common sense. Yeah, I went to college. Got my degree in BS, whatever the hell that means. But, my real learnin' come from life, from bein' out there kickin' ass...and gettin' my ass kicked. Thass why I can help you people get over your stupid lil' problems and get on with an ass-kickin' good life.

So grab a 30-pack of Busch or Busch Lite at your neighborhood Quicker Liquor and Smokes Convenience Store and Gun Shop, and let's see it the way it looks.

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busch lite beer, demolition derbies, guns, gustav holst's "the planets", home-smoked meat, i reckon.

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